Stolen from random Slashdot comment

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And so I was in Boston, but it was like, really busy...all the cabs were beeping their horns...it was like...beep beep beep beep beep...and then I fell over, and, like, half of my keynote was gone...and I was, like, huh? Boston devoured my keynote. It was a really good keynote. And then I had to write it again, and I had to do it fast, so it wasn't as good. It's kind of...a bummer.

So the next year we did it in New York, and it was so much easier. I'm never going back.

My name's Steve Jobs, and I'm an iCEO.</em?