E Pluribus Eyebeam

The Illuminati's plans have advanced enough that they are now openly acting as a U.S. government agency. I mean, just look at that logo.

Found Poetry OTD

On the bathroom door near our office:

 LIGHT
WILL BE
 FIXED

I asked someone, "You mean, this one, or just in general?" The other person wondered if maybe the accidental poet didn't like the idea of light-speed getting slower as the universe ages, a phenomenon suggested by recent studies. M, upon hearing of it, speculated that the writer wished to stop time, holding the Sun in place.