Dear American People
OMG MABEY THE NYSE MIHGT BLOW UP!!1!.
Just sayin'.
xox, the federal government
"Do not run from us. We are your friends."
Mecha-Lileks responds to this post:
I see that prog has compared the U.S. govt to the aliens from "Mars Attacks". Oh, yes, always such a clever and subtle bon mot, very good.
Again, I have one thing to say: Show me the green lasers. Show me the red lasers.
I hope prog gains a notion of who the real enemy is before the day comes when he is commuting to work and there is a flash of light and why can he see his own ribcage all of a sudden?
Furthermore I was just admiring my collection of "Mars Attacks" trading cards and I can't believe I used to like them. What a foolish youth I was, thinking I was such a rebel. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for Gnat's daily NBC survival suit training session.