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Dunkin Donuts chocolate sticks are tasty but boy do they look like turds. It's more the irregular shape than the color. (Though the color is surely needed for the effect.) It's to the point where I'm a little embarrassed asking for one because I know the DD counterperson is surely thinking "I am selling a turd to this man."

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How would you spell the French surname that, Anglicanized, is pronounced [JIB-eh-low]?

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