Foley

My take-away is that any time a congressman starts obsessing in public about all the sexual perversion on the internets, he's quite likely deep into whatever-it-is himself, and is trying to assuage his own guilty feelings by making a public stand against the thing that leads him into temptation every night he's in a hotel with a net connection, or at home after the wife's gone to bed.

Maybe he feels that if they just make the internet illegal all these bad feelings will stop.

Prostituuuuutes

How did I not know that Ben Edlund was writing for Venture Brothers now?