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prog ([personal profile] prog) wrote2002-01-18 12:27 am
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Some part of my body seems to know that my age has incremented, anyway. I now officially have two rogue nosehair generation units in Nostril Right, where before, for years, I had but one; each very rapidly makes a nice, thick, red hair that grows straight down. Perhaps only I can see these, but seeing them makes me say "foo", and I always first notice them when not near a hair-trimming engine.

Nostril Left, in a bold statement of accentuating form with function, especially given current market conditions, has simultaneously begun production of ice-clear hair tuftlets, the likes of which I have never before seen anywhere on my head. It's iNosehair. I don't understand it at all and shave it off just the same.