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This journal became the #1 google hit for "The City of Xebec's Demise" almost as soon as I named it that. I wonder if anyone finds my journal because they googled a strange phrase they remember from an old computer game.

To simulate the experience of the acoustic nature of my apartment every wednesday evening, when the mother of a fussy little boy comes to collect him from my neighbor's house, where his very best friend in the world (and fellow fussy little boy) lives: spend 15 minutes reciting the following phrases and fragments in a random order, divided equally between a man's voice and a woman's, using your best REVEAH accents.

* Johnathan [female voice only]
* Brad [male voice only]
* I'll count to three
* Come on
* I mean it
* Time's up
* next wednesday
* all right that's it
* we're coming back
* get in the car
* we're not coming back
* say goodbye
* I'll count to ten
* all right, you know what
* I'll count to twenty
* [numbers, 1..20]