It is true. Every once in a while I try to explain what I'm doing with my summer, but as soon as I get to "disco query," the person I'm talking to either starts laughing or stops believing a word I say.

Hey, here's a question. Did "KISS" originally stand for something obscene? "Keep it simple, stupid" sounds like it came from the same person who claimed "Fouled up beyond all repair". Or who said that the astrological symbol for Mars was a soldier holding a spear up.