HOLD - AWAITING PART

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Eh? What do you mean by HOLD - AWAITING PART, apple.com? Which part? How long will it take? Where is it coming from? Why don't you already have any on site? Is there a shortage? HOW LONG UNTIL MY PRECIOUS IS WHOLE AGAIN?

AAAAAA *pum* <- cranial implodiation sf/x

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