OK I feel better now

[prog]

Here is a non-paranoid prediction about next week from me:

No matter what the outcome of the election, there will be a high-holy stink about voter fraud, the likes of which the nation has never seen before, not even during the 2000 elections (which were as much about confusion and stupidity as outright fraud).

The losing party will of course lead the charges, and yes, I think that either party is ready and willing to do this once the returns are added up.

And no matter which color's calling for the investigation, I will support it completely. My attitude will be either this cannot stand or bring it, shitheads, but my resolution will be the same, and I call on all Americans to join me.

Treat everyone wailing NO NO you had your chance and you lost LOOK IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE SCREEN SO JUST SHUT UP aaaaaAAAAAAGGGHHHH as an enemy of democracy.

Comments

[radtea.livejournal.com]

It is my sincere hope that some American heros will sacrifice their careers and go to jail for the sake of hacking as many Diebold machines as possible so that all votes are given to a third-party candidate in their district.

[chocorisu.livejournal.com]

Do us non-americans have permission to keep shaking our heads in bemusement?

[doctor-atomic.livejournal.com]

Well, I filled out a nice old-fashioned absentee ballot, so my vote probably won't even by counted.