Did you leave Indian food in our fridge?

[prog]

Did you leave some Indian food in our fridge? Because

(a) we totally just ate it, for which we apologize, but it's not like you put your name on it and anyway we haven't gotten groceries in a while and are starving; and

(b) you have to tell us where you got it because OMG.

Comments

[in-parentheses.livejournal.com]

I thought this was a William Carlos Williams parody at first.

This Is Just to Say

We have totally just eaten
the Indian food
that you left
in the fridge

and which
you were probably
planning
to come back for.

Forgive us
it's not like you put your name on it
we are starving
and OMG.

[ahkond.livejournal.com]

You totally win the internet today.

[treacle-well.livejournal.com]

Agree!

[radtea.livejournal.com]

This made my day. Thanks!