I found this joke in a text-clipping file that's been sitting on my recently recommissioned iBook's desktop. It's dated Sept 24, 2002. I don't know who made it, but it doesn't seem to be on the Web anywhere that Google can see. It sounds like something rserocki would say so I'm going to blame him for the nonce.

In the grim future there is no companionship, no help, no
quarter. In the Grim Future, There is Only Pension Management.

-WARHAMMER 401K-