prog: (galaxians)
prog ([personal profile] prog) wrote2003-05-03 09:16 am

Jump cut

jmac buys a copy of the Herald because of a lurid headline promising a melodramatic tale somehow mixing ground coffee and spilled blood in Maine. Is he hypocritical for giving money to a publication he was last seen complaining about, or did simple human curiosity get the better of him? See BUH, page 7.

This is what happens when...

(Anonymous) 2003-05-04 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...prairie home companion goes into reruns right after the fund raiser week - the Lutherans go nuts and start offing each other.

The tale is

Last week, poisoned coffe kills one, makes several others sick at a Lutheran Church function in Northern Maine.
This week, they (police) find dead body of parisioner of church - gunshot wound.

They've confirmed the two incidents are linked.

Garrison, come back on the air!!!!