Sep. 23rd, 2002

Shit

Sep. 23rd, 2002 06:54 pm
prog: (what_you_say)
Minas Morgul has had a mouse problem for a few weeks. First, I saw a single mouse in the kitchen. Later, we found mousey-poo in the kitchen. So, we bought one of those sonic mouse-repeller thingies for the kitchen. Soon enough, I saw a mouse running around on our living room couch. OK... sonic thingies for the whole house, then. After a two weeks without any mouse sign, I dunno... they've toughened their resolve, or something, because there's new piles of poop like never before, last night and now tonight, all over our kitchen and dining room.

Tonight we'll probably go out to seek weapons of mouse destruction. They shat on our spoons, and this cannot stand. My parents will feel smug when I tell them; career landlords who've always taken a hard line on vermin relations, they've been baying for blood since I first told them about the issue. Snap their little necks. Just a daub of peanut butter, my dad advises. I dunno, I say, I like peanut butter too; could be dangerous. We'll see.

Sigh.

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