Saving you some time.

Office snacks rundown:

* Yesterday: Purple bunny marshmallow peeps, cheap jellybeans (where the orange beans taste like orange popsicles).

* Today: catered sandwiches and beer. Allowed to partake only after you cleaned your bench/cube/office. I did, I did.

OK, I’m glad someone already did this, so I don’t have to, and now you don’t have to either.

Hey

Whose Tom Lehrer album is this? (Seriously; it’s not mine.)