I Love Horses (Blitzkrieg mix feat. V2)
Sep. 28th, 2004 07:57 pmThis ends today. Or so I have said to myself. Have I already linked to this article? It's got a lot of good advice I can try. Harsh, though.
To start things off, I have made a new alarm-clock sound that mixes a terrifying British air-raid siren with the "I Love Horses" song. This is my attempt to force myself into full wakefulness using a scary noise, but adding just enough non-scariness around the edge to prevent adrenaline injection, bowel voiding, etc. in the process. We'll see how well it works tomorrow.
(I tried looking for MP3s of the backmasked baby-scream that is said to be used by the .mil as an incapacitating sonic weapon, but couldn't find anything. (Except for rumors about backmasked Britney Spears songs.))
I think that my ideas about finding an alarm that's hard to shut off are wrongtreeuppengebarkers. When an alarm clock fails me, it's either because a) I have simply slept through it, and it has given up (both my clock radio and my cellphone give up after an hour of noisemaking) or b) I have managed to shut it off while still basically asleep. I now think that if I can just make myself really and truly awake through alarms, I will succeed.
The two things that make me snap awake from deep sleep are (a) pantshitting terror and (b) novelty. I have experienced (a) many times (though not lately, since my present apt doesn't have windows facing the right direction), where direct line-of-sight sunlight pouring through the first crack of my eyelids is immediately interpreted by my brain as NUCLEAR EXPLOSION and my first reaction to this unfortunate news is to sit straight up, like a movie character waking up from a nightmare. And (b) comes into play every time I set up a new alarm clock, with a new noise.
So, for a while, the horse/siren will probably succeed by filling both roles, but I don't know how long it can continue to work before it fails both counts due to sheer repetition. (The siren is already slightly less scary to me, just from my working with it.) If it stops working (as a third alarm, mind you, next to the radio and the cellphone) then I have other options. We'll see.