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prog ([personal profile] prog) wrote2004-09-30 05:15 pm
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To keep you busy this evening

Something Awful's Debate Drinking game is funny, but only if you are me. (Henceforth: IFBOIYAM.)
Take three sips if…
…George W. Bush accidentally refers to Saddam Hussein as Bayou Billy.
…George W. Bush proposes reducing US casualties by equipping troops with +1 armor.
…John Kerry smokes crack cocaine when he thinks the camera is not trained on him.
…George W. Bush somehow sets his hair on fire by taking a drink of water.
…John Kerry kills a child with a dagger for no apparent reason.
…George W. Bush open mouth kisses Kerry during their walk-ons.
…George W. Bush sits on an egg during the entire debate and then at the end of the debate it hatches, a monkey emerges, and Bush bites its head off.
…John Kerry proposes including Zeus in the pledge of allegiance.
…John Kerry inserts a crazy straw into his urethra and attempts to urinate into his own mouth, claiming he learned the trick from the Fremen.

And don't forget Debate Bingo, as seen on [livejournal.com profile] jwz. (Reload the page between printouts to randomize!)
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[identity profile] treacle-well.livejournal.com 2004-09-30 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, the perfect drinking game for the non-drinker.

I am amused.

[identity profile] keimel.livejournal.com 2004-09-30 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll drink anyway thanks....

How about a sip whenever Kerry says "change" and a sip whenever gwb makes a grammatical error.

Damn, I'm suppose to have a trip to view a datacenter tomorrow.... nevermind the above plan. I'll just have one more drink instead. :)
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