To keep you busy this evening

[prog]

Something Awful's Debate Drinking game is funny, but only if you are me. (Henceforth: IFBOIYAM.)

Take three sips if…
…George W. Bush accidentally refers to Saddam Hussein as Bayou Billy.
…George W. Bush proposes reducing US casualties by equipping troops with +1 armor.
…John Kerry smokes crack cocaine when he thinks the camera is not trained on him.
…George W. Bush somehow sets his hair on fire by taking a drink of water.
…John Kerry kills a child with a dagger for no apparent reason.
…George W. Bush open mouth kisses Kerry during their walk-ons.
…George W. Bush sits on an egg during the entire debate and then at the end of the debate it hatches, a monkey emerges, and Bush bites its head off.
…John Kerry proposes including Zeus in the pledge of allegiance.
…John Kerry inserts a crazy straw into his urethra and attempts to urinate into his own mouth, claiming he learned the trick from the Fremen.

And don't forget Debate Bingo, as seen on jwz. (Reload the page between printouts to randomize!)

Comments

[treacle-well.livejournal.com]

Ah, the perfect drinking game for the non-drinker.

I am amused.

[keimel.livejournal.com]

I'll drink anyway thanks....

How about a sip whenever Kerry says "change" and a sip whenever gwb makes a grammatical error.

Damn, I'm suppose to have a trip to view a datacenter tomorrow.... nevermind the above plan. I'll just have one more drink instead. :)