prog: (blair_witch)
prog ([personal profile] prog) wrote2005-02-18 11:08 pm

hamburgler

I once ate a demonlover burger the size of my own head.

Update! I did not write this. :b

HMMMM.

[identity profile] kyroraz.livejournal.com 2005-02-19 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hamburger.

(Anonymous) 2005-02-19 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Mrs. Hoover, I ate my wookie.

Advice

[identity profile] kyroraz.livejournal.com 2005-02-19 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
My doctor tells me I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.

trvth

[identity profile] jtroutman.livejournal.com 2005-02-19 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
small boy -- "what are those two weird people?" looking at kyroraz LJ pics.

parent -- "Lizards."

smaller boy -- "no, they are not. they are funny looking people!"

[identity profile] aspartaimee.livejournal.com 2005-02-21 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!1!!oneone!!

[identity profile] aspartaimee.livejournal.com 2005-02-21 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
actually, i did not write this either.

eerie.