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[prog]

OK, I guess if you stand there and keep hitting the doorbell button I'll come out. (It was a wrong number.)

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[cortezopossum.livejournal.com]

Note -- you can lay low and pretend you're not home but the effect is ruined if you turn off lights or loud music/tv when they're at the door knocking. Yes, I've seen this happen when I was working with the 2000 Census.

[toonhead-npl.livejournal.com]

It would be funny if you come out with a bowl of candy and say "what an adorable costume!," give them a piece, and close the door.