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Side effect of being clean-shaven: When I sneeze, if I cover my face with both hands, it produces a loud farting noise.

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[jordanwillow.livejournal.com]

hmmm. i'm clean-shaven and that's never happened to me.

[pseudomanitou.livejournal.com]

uh... no - that's the product of a clean shaven face AND clammy hands.

[prog.livejournal.com]

No, I have experimented with dry face and hands and achieve the same results.

I think that my somewhat sunken cheeks give me facial contours that allow this phenomenon, but until recently my face was too hairy to allow for optimum air passage.

[cramerica.livejournal.com]

For best results, perform sneeze and cover while riding a muffler-challenged Harley.

[prog.livejournal.com]

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