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prog ([personal profile] prog) wrote2005-10-17 04:27 pm
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Side effect of being clean-shaven: When I sneeze, if I cover my face with both hands, it produces a loud farting noise.

[identity profile] cramerica.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
For best results, perform sneeze and cover while riding a muffler-challenged Harley.

[identity profile] prog.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
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