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Welcome to the IMDb guide to Adult movies. There are 15366 titles listed here and the search box below restricts your query solely to the Adult genre. If you can't remember who played "Helpful Repairman #2" perhaps these filmographies can be of some assistance.

This I found while looking up the credits for Vice City on a lark, and was surprised to find that lots of famous actors contribute their voices to it. Among them was Jenna Jameson, and I had to see what her IMDB page looked like, and lo, there seem to be an appropriate number of titles. Why did this surprise me? I don't know. But anyway, yeah, IMDB has a whole "Adult" section, which seems to include both porn and what the kids call erotica.

An old joke says that the difference between the two is all in the lighting. I would like to propose another: You can rent erotica through Netflix. (It's usually filed under the "Foreign" genre.)

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Lame joke from RL OTD:

She: As the sole beneficiary, I have to do all this administrative stuff with the estate. Hmm... I'm an administratrix!

I: Isn't that the third Matrix movie?

But really, can't you see it? By the close of the second movie Neo has successfully subdued and tamed the Matrix through his omnipotent programming skills and also beating people up, so it's only right that the final movie deals with Trinity taking over as the Matrix's first human sysadmin, dealing with the challenges that can only arise from transitioning the most complex piece of software ever written (not to mention an operating system with several billion UIDs) from one set of owners to another, and also beating people up. I'd pay nine bucks to see it.