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Yesterday a lot of people at work seemed to go out of their way to say "Hi!!" to me. Later I looked in the mirror and saw that my hair was done up all rockstar; it looked like I had intentionally put product in it that morning, and perhaps my colleagues were showing approval for my apparent decision to do something different. But no, 'twas merely my god-given oils and scalpic emulsions that makes the ladies swoon, cuz I hadn't unpacked my shampoo yet, see. I should bottle this stuff. Ebay ebay ebay. proggrease.com