My pessimistic prediction of the entire debate cycle

Moderator: [ Question ]

Obama / Biden: [ Answers question ]

McCain / Palin: oh, were you saying something? lol sorry, I was distracted by your roman columns XD

Self-hating rubes: HA! You tell em.

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I'm airing this in the hopes that I'm usually wrong, and therefore this won't happen, K?

Drill baby drill

Remember when "politically correct" referred to policies that threatened freedom of expression, rather than the vague but hateful forces that tied the president's hands from building the camps immediately?