On birds, edible, concentric:

[prog]

Well, the meeting I called just got chorked because of the BURNING TURDUCKEN that set off the building's fire alarms during its final preparation. (It reportedly also contained a cornish hen and all the sauages they could stuff therein.)

Are you cooking the tasty flesh of the tweet-tweet next week-week? EXERCISE CAUTION, if not moderation.

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[ex-colorwhe.livejournal.com]

You have GOT to see the Sports Night about the frozen turkey falling onto the anchor desk.

I will shut up now.

[cnoocy]

I wonder if anyone has ever come up with a relation between turducken (turduckenish hensage? osturduckenish hensage?) and crystal sphere cosmological theory. If not, they should.
But don't burn down the building.

[keimel.livejournal.com]

I said, if they moved my turkey one more time, I was going ot burn down the building... and they moved it and I .... and...