NEWS! AS! IT! HAPPENS!

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mangosteen is sitting at the table next to mine, and is talking to someone about his recent Poker adventures, after making a painful simile regarding cheese graters.

Ahhh, Monday, i love ya. I actually have buttloads of deadlines to meet this month, for serious, lest I want to turn my political situation at work to go from Weird to Bad. If I do things right, it will go from Weird to Not There Anymore. I am feeling full of potential right now, standing on Monday and looking at the next three weeks stretching out below me, and I think I can do OK. Just give me time to get started.