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Jul. 20th, 2005 08:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Ew, gross, my neighbors at the Deisel are playing Monopoly. I am probably feeling something faintly akin to what my kid-lit-crit pals feel when people gush over Harry Potter. Here's a quarter, kid; go buy yourself a real board game.
They look like they might be a would-be couple getting to know each other, too. Oh no, they're doing it all wrong. This is what Kosmos's Games for Two line is for, you knuckleheads. Ah, I cannot watch. O the calamity.
I am going to start an LJ community called monopolyfree just so I can make indignant posts every time I see people with the gall to bring their Monopoly sets out in public where I have to listen to their dice rattling. I will call these people monopomoos.
I will show them. I will show them all.
They look like they might be a would-be couple getting to know each other, too. Oh no, they're doing it all wrong. This is what Kosmos's Games for Two line is for, you knuckleheads. Ah, I cannot watch. O the calamity.
I am going to start an LJ community called monopolyfree just so I can make indignant posts every time I see people with the gall to bring their Monopoly sets out in public where I have to listen to their dice rattling. I will call these people monopomoos.
I will show them. I will show them all.
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Date: 2005-07-21 12:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 01:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 02:46 am (UTC)If they want a real board game they should try 'Diplomacy'... or 'Go'.
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Date: 2005-07-21 02:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 03:55 am (UTC)Gah.
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Date: 2005-07-21 05:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 05:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-21 01:49 pm (UTC)And a 5-player Scrabble game. Five players! Gah!