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[prog]

Ew, gross, my neighbors at the Deisel are playing Monopoly. I am probably feeling something faintly akin to what my kid-lit-crit pals feel when people gush over Harry Potter. Here's a quarter, kid; go buy yourself a real board game.

They look like they might be a would-be couple getting to know each other, too. Oh no, they're doing it all wrong. This is what Kosmos's Games for Two line is for, you knuckleheads. Ah, I cannot watch. O the calamity.

I am going to start an LJ community called monopolyfree just so I can make indignant posts every time I see people with the gall to bring their Monopoly sets out in public where I have to listen to their dice rattling. I will call these people monopomoos.

I will show them. I will show them all.

Comments

[jadelennox]

Excuse me? Geeze, I leave the country for an indefinite period of time and suddenly you're hitting up strangers in strange hotels? And on the American Monopoly board, no less?

Gah.

[tahnan.livejournal.com]

I'm disappointed that you didn't structurally analyze his behavior, just so you could be a pomomonopomoo.