Also, irradiated oil? Twice as cheap!

[prog]

Pentagon nuclear-weapons policy reworked to better fit the Bush doctrine. Now it sez we can drop nukes on whomever we want, for any reason we feel like. It literally says that the nukee needs to have WMDs and plans to use them, but nudge-nudge wink-wink I think everyone knows what that means by now.

This neatly solves the problem of invading Iran, whose military is much more organized than Iraq's was, and also of post-invasion accusations that no WMDs were found in the wreckage. Well duh, it's because we blew 'em all up. We blew em up there so we don't have to blow em up here! Good night and god bless america no questions *flees podium*

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[xymotik.livejournal.com]

Your old Dr. Strangelove icon would've worked really well for this post.

"Shoot first...

[radtea.livejournal.com]

...especially anyone who's asking questions!"

Ugh.

As it happens, a while back for fun I wrote a parody of Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham" about the upcoming invasion of Iran ("I do not want to bomb Iran! I do not like war, Uncle Sam!"...) Anyone interested in illustrating? I'm afraid the whole thing is unpublishable, but I'd be happy to host it somewhere if I could con some poor sucker into doing the pictures. E-mail me at tom at siduri dot net if you're interested. (Sorry for the shameless plug, but I figure a lot more people read your journal than mine!)