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prog ([personal profile] prog) wrote2006-01-31 05:18 pm

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What did customer service representatives say before they could say "I'm sorry, our computer's been acting up"?
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[personal profile] spatch 2006-01-31 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Due to circumstances beyond our control..."

[identity profile] ruthling.livejournal.com 2006-01-31 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
we just moved and our files are a mess?

[identity profile] lediva.livejournal.com 2006-01-31 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"The new intern thought he'd be cute and shuffle all our punchcards."

[identity profile] taskboy3000.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do."

"We have to get those parts from overseas. That will be 6-8 years on delivery."

"We're a monopoly. We don't have to care about customers."

"Sorry. All of our customer support representatives have died of plague. Try another village."

[identity profile] dougo.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm sorry, we don't exist."

[identity profile] aspartaimee.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"sorry? i missed that. see, i don't really have to care, so i wasn't listening."

[identity profile] greenlily.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I still get customer service reps who say that. (At the INS, no less.)