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A Simple Way To Go Faster Than Light That Does Not Work
That's awful high, Jason. That's awful high.
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What did customer service representatives say before they could say "I'm sorry, our computer's been acting up"?
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"I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do."
"We have to get those parts from overseas. That will be 6-8 years on delivery."
"We're a monopoly. We don't have to care about customers."
"Sorry. All of our customer support representatives have died of plague. Try another village."
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Date: 2006-02-01 12:34 am (UTC)"We have to get those parts from overseas. That will be 6-8 years on delivery."
"We're a monopoly. We don't have to care about customers."
"Sorry. All of our customer support representatives have died of plague. Try another village."