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prog ([personal profile] prog) wrote2006-01-31 05:18 pm

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What did customer service representatives say before they could say "I'm sorry, our computer's been acting up"?

[identity profile] taskboy3000.livejournal.com 2006-02-01 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do."

"We have to get those parts from overseas. That will be 6-8 years on delivery."

"We're a monopoly. We don't have to care about customers."

"Sorry. All of our customer support representatives have died of plague. Try another village."