What the

[prog]

Dude, stop swiping shit off my desk just because I'm not here. Jesus. This isn't a restaurant. You can't have my salt shaker. Or my sticky pad.

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[keimel.livejournal.com]

Advice, new salt shaker, new contents.

This has great potential.

Reminds me of the special BBQ sauce I made in the bus barn fridge back in colorado. Hehe....

But I'm a vindictive SOB that way...

Good luck!

[prog.livejournal.com]

I don't really have a salt shaker, or I'd be a step ahead of you. I mean that people help themselves to office supplies off my desk like you'd yoink the condiments off an unoccupied table at a diner.

[keimel.livejournal.com]

Well yes, I did completely read that wrong. I think my eyes don't allow me to see italics right. (lame, but quick excuse).

My bad.

I suggest perhaps crazy glue? :)

[prog.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more a tasteful little treasure map posted in a conspicuous location in my cube, showing them how to get from there to the supply cabinet.

[doctor-atomic.livejournal.com]

I think the salt shaker part was confusing as well; I totally read it as a real salt-shaker. So I would say that the metaphor was weak.

Just saying is all.

Reading comprehension

[prog.livejournal.com]

Did none of you get past Aqua in your SRAs?!

FAIL

[chocorisu.livejournal.com]

Have you had someone "borrow" a ballpoint pen and return it all chewed up yet? That's my favourite.