There must be a hunt puzzle in this.

[prog]

Can you help me come up with a list of Maximally Average Comments from various high-traffic websites?

Here are a few to get you started:

Slashdot
It's only a flesh wound! +5 Funny

BoardGameGeek
My wife doesn't like this one either. :(

Wikipedia
Please read WP:CIVIL.

Your turn!

Comments

[ruthling.livejournal.com]

Cute overload: Squee! or I want to put it in my mouth.

[spatch]

Metafilter
[this is good]

[modpixie.livejournal.com]

...or anything involving pancakes, ponies, or miguel cardosa.

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal
*hugs*

[prog.livejournal.com]

I tried to think of the LJ comment and couldn't. This is perfect.

[chocorisu.livejournal.com]

So what were you saying the other day about not liking geek humour any more...? ;)

[prog.livejournal.com]

CLEVER META-COMMENTARY! NOT HUMOR

[chocorisu.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay... "lol".

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Don't forget "FIRST POST!"

Video game blogs (article re: Sony):
ROFL more like suxaxis amirite?

Video game blogs (article re: Nintendo):
Those graphics suck!

Video game blogs (article re: MS):
PS3 0wnz

MeFi:
double post

[hrafn.livejournal.com]

Don't forget "FIRST POST!"

And on certain liberal blogs, this has been perverted into "Frist!"

But speaking of which, the more typical comment at such places "They're insane/criminals/evil/etc.!" or "I hate those guys so much." or "Impeach already!" or "What the fuck? Are they insane?" (none of these exact quotes, but you get the idea, and I think the WTF type are probably the most common)

[rserocki.livejournal.com]

The idea comes to mind to suggest several from aintitcoolnews but they're so beaten into the ground, so easily seen when browsing, that I'd rather not and you're probably relieved.

[radtea.livejournal.com]

Wikipedia knows all. From their /. article:

* Goatse
* Natalie Portman
* "Hot Grits" Troll
* In Soviet Russia...
* Al Gore References, He "invented the internet". when the subject is the internet.
* Chuck Norris
* "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those"
* "But does it run Linux?" trolls and other Slashdot trolling phenomena
* I, for one, welcome our new * overlords
* I , you insensitive clod!
* 1) 2) ??? 3) Profit!!!

I think there's been a decrease in lame repetitive jokes recently, but I read mostly at +3 so who knows.

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

See, now the trick is thinking up sites that you might get that haven't already been mentioned. Hrm.

Daily Kos: Right on! Bush *is* an idiot!
YouTube: That is so fake. (or: "u suck u thing thats funy?")

[prog.livejournal.com]

Oh, surely:

YouTube (or Google Video)
your gay

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

That might be the internet in general, right now...

[rikchik.livejournal.com]

Any anime blog
Moe loli ftw lol