There must be a hunt puzzle in this.

[prog]

Can you help me come up with a list of Maximally Average Comments from various high-traffic websites?

Here are a few to get you started:

Slashdot
It's only a flesh wound! +5 Funny

BoardGameGeek
My wife doesn't like this one either. :(

Wikipedia
Please read WP:CIVIL.

Your turn!

Comments

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Don't forget "FIRST POST!"

Video game blogs (article re: Sony):
ROFL more like suxaxis amirite?

Video game blogs (article re: Nintendo):
Those graphics suck!

Video game blogs (article re: MS):
PS3 0wnz

MeFi:
double post

[hrafn.livejournal.com]

Don't forget "FIRST POST!"

And on certain liberal blogs, this has been perverted into "Frist!"

But speaking of which, the more typical comment at such places "They're insane/criminals/evil/etc.!" or "I hate those guys so much." or "Impeach already!" or "What the fuck? Are they insane?" (none of these exact quotes, but you get the idea, and I think the WTF type are probably the most common)