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[prog]

According to my mom's doctor, the reason that she got a painful rash of some sort on her back while in Florida recently was because of poor national border security.

Both parents (and therefore probably both my brothers and my sister-in-law) are quaking in their boots about Obama. They don't know exactly what to make of any of it, but they're positive that it will all somehow result in nationwide race riots.

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[prog.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of nationwide kittens and ice cream.

[canadianpuzzler.livejournal.com]

As somebody who just sat down with a bowl of strawberries and ice cream: blech!

(OK, so I knew what you meant and I'm kidding. Still had to be said. ;-)