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According to my mom's doctor, the reason that she got a painful rash of some sort on her back while in Florida recently was because of poor national border security.

Both parents (and therefore probably both my brothers and my sister-in-law) are quaking in their boots about Obama. They don't know exactly what to make of any of it, but they're positive that it will all somehow result in nationwide race riots.

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[keimel.livejournal.com]

The rash is from what they're putting in the water down there. But pretend you don't know.

And don't worry about the black helicopters, it's the sky blue ones that are more hazardous to them. But shhhhhh, don't tell them.

;)