Date: 2008-10-30 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pseudomanitou.livejournal.com
Meh, we've already seen such people praying to gas pumps to lower fuel costs two months ago...

SURPRISE MUTHUFUKAS! God granted your wish by crashing the markets, thus, taking oil prices to their lowest in six years.

God: "Geeze, you folks are NEVER satisfied."

Date: 2008-10-30 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prog.livejournal.com
The enormous thing is, there isn't a story in the Bible that explicitly frowns upon idolizing gas pumps, whereas cattle effigies are rather another matter...

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