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Happy conversation in the video game store at the Pru. (I went there to visit a fellow I met at a party a while ago, but it was his day off. Also, I was expecting it to be a game-game store. I picked up a couple of used PS2 titles anyway.) The players are GIRL, BOY, and CLERK.

GIRL: [Playing with Game Boy demo unit at the counter.] Samus looks like a girl.
BOY: Samus is a girl, has always been a girl.
CLERK: That must have warped many young minds, this revelation.
BOY: Yeah, I couldn't believe it! What kinda girl runs around shooting people!
GIRL: [Making a face at the Game Boy, which has made a series of sad noises.] What kind of girl dies when she falls into the water.
CLERK: That's only at the beginning.
GIRL: My friend is stronger than that... she just won a swimming meet.
CLERK: Well, she must have been wearing her Gravity Suit.

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WOW, I just got spammed by the Army National Guard. (They sent it to my "ebay-exposed address" which I ignore when I'm not engaging in eBay-related program activities because it gets so much spam.) Yes, I clicked on the links, and it took me to a bona fide recruitment website. Wooow.