CANT TALK TOO BUSY ALSO WHY HAVEN'T YOU SIGNED THIS YET

OK so yeah awesome. These guys over here are using the market tanking to try to stuff over half a trillion oversight-free dollars into their own accounts before anyone can pause to smell a rat, and now those guys over there are hoping to use the very same nationwide clusterfuck as a shield against having to do any more debates or campaigning, because ruh ruh ruh, gotta git-r-done, see how very busy we are! Sorry, the senator is very busy. And so is the governor, I guess, for some reason. You know how it is! Gotta pay the bills!

Give em credit for flexibility, I guess.

IMA FRY ME UP SUM ROOSKIES

So, OK: Vladimir Putin is possibly plotting an air strike against the U.S.? Is there any other way to interpret what she said here? (Sorry for the pre-roll ad; I just parrot what Gruber links to, man.)

I look forward to my masochistic side making me feel oddly disappointed when these destructive, demented dead-enders lose. (If they win, I'm going to go, like, shitting-into-bell-jars crazy.)

!!! DOLPHIN BREAK !!!

I am tired of being angry and making all-caps subject line posts!! I demand that you look at these cute dolphins being adorable with wudda.

Yoinked from snopes, of all places.