Weird, ugly signs

[prog]

New signs have popped up along Oxford Street, perhaps in other parts of Cambridge as well. They look like this:

TOW ZONE

NO PARKING

DURING

SNOW

EMERGENCY

I'm not sure how to read these. To my mind's ear, it's something like:

"Tow zone. NO PARKING!! (...during...) SNOOOOOWWWWW!!! Emergency."

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[hrafn.livejournal.com]

It's like the meatspace equivalent of flashing ANSI. *shudder*