Dear Canada

[prog]

Now is a perfect time to enact those coup d'etat plans you've been sitting on for years. No, no need to act surprised; you've been pretty transparent, really, massing your population along the border like that.

Really, now's the time. It's chaos down here. A few hours of intense activity in Washington ought to do the trick. Shouldn't be a problem with all those sleeper cells you've installed, right? Come on.

I, for one, will welcome you as liberators.

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[jazzfish]

I, for two, welcome our new Northern overlords, and would like to remind them that as a college student trapped in the South I can be useful in weeding out the resistant (or "red") citizens of the new United States of Canadia.

[in-parentheses.livejournal.com]

I assume you've had your icon for awhile, given your username, but I have to say that it's especially appropriate right now. New Orleans under water, and all. (Dark comedy is my method of dealing, can you tell?)

[jazzfish]

*facepalm* Hadn't even considered that. I'm not sure whether I should be laughing or crying.

(On a wide tangent, at least Fats Domino is okay.)

[ruthling.livejournal.com]

I wish!